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Picture of a giant Fukushima mutant dog has wowed social media


Picture of a giant Fukushima mutant dog has wowed social media.  According to various sources, the dog was bred in Japan using in-vitro techniques.  The gametic maternal cells were infused with Fukushima irradiated male DNA, then the eggs were grown in vitro.  The result of the experimentation resulted in the giant dog above, which Japanese scientists are calling 巨大な犬, which translates to Kyodaina inu or Inukyodaina, ‘giant dog’ in English.A message featuring an image of a gigantic dog is currently generating interest as it makes its way around Facebook. According to the message, the massive pooch is a mutant born of radiation taken from the stricken Fukushima nuclear power plant.  The circulating message links to a longer article published on Topekasnews.com.

Supposedly, the dog is the result of a scientific experiment in which maternal cells were infused with Fukushima irradiated male DNA and grown in-vitro.

However, not surprisingly, the claims in the message and article are utter nonsense. The dog is not a radiation produced giant mutant. In fact, it is not a real, living dog at all. The image depicts a sculpture by New York base artist Peter Coffin.  The work was part of the artist's Here & There exhibition at the  Hirshhorn Museum and Sculpture Garden in Washington DC.  The exhibition ran from June to October 2013.

A Washington Post article about the exhibition noted:
Some of Peter Coffin’s work is anything but subtle. The showstopper of the Hirshhorn exhibition is a lifelike sculpture of a giant Great Dane that seemingly floats one inch above the floor, thanks to hidden pins that support its massive bulk.
With the dimensions of a small horse, the oversize pooch boasts penetrating blue eyes and a glossy black pelt. Fabricated by a taxidermist, not Coffin, the sculpture is covered with pony hide stretched over a carved, dog-shaped armature. Just like a real animal, its coat must be brushed periodically to maintain its gorgeous sheen.
The dog’s visual impact is hard to overstate. Traffic jams form in the gallery from folks whipping out cellphone cameras, and the museum encourages visitors to upload their own snaps of the dog to its photo-sharing Web site.
Although it presents itself as a news site, Topekas News specializes in publishing fanciful nonsense. Giant creatures resulting from Fukushima radiation are seemingly a favourite topic for the site's fictional stories.

VIDEO: 'Captain Jack' interrupts NBC reporter Madison Brooks during live broadcast


When Los Angeles entertainment reporter Madison Brooks attempts to report live from Hollywood Boulevard to interview fans of "Breaking Bad," a special guest interrupts her live broadcast.

A man dressed in costume as Captain Jack Sparrow from "Pirates of the Caribbean" makes the creepiest video-bomb ever. At first glance, you see him appear into the frame just to the right of the frame. Then, Captain Jack sneaks up behind the reporter and sniffs her hair. The reporter is in complete shock. He says, "Hey what's your name, who are you?"

Captain Jack was pulled away from the reporter by someone standing just outside of the shot.

After the terrifying moment was over, Brooks, shaken up but professional, ends her segment by saying, "This is Madison Brooks reporting live from Hollywood Boulevard, back to you." Go home Captain Jack, you're drunk. 



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Baby kicking and moving inside Pregnant Belly


When should I start to feel my baby move?
You probably won't feel your baby kick until sometime between 16 and 22 weeks, even though he started moving at 7 or 8 weeks, and you may have already witnessed his acrobatics if you've had an ultrasound.

Veteran moms tend to notice those first subtle kicks – also known as "quickening" – earlier than first-time moms. (A woman who's been pregnant before can more easily distinguish her baby's kicks from other belly rumblings, such as gas.)
Your build may also have something to do with when you'll be able to tell a left jab from a hunger pang. Thinner women tend to feel movement earlier and more often than women who carry more weight.
What does it feel like?
Women have described the sensation as being like popcorn popping, a goldfish swimming around, or butterflies fluttering. You'll probably chalk up those first gentle taps or swishes in your belly to gas or hunger pains, but once you start feeling them more regularly, you'll recognize the difference. You're more likely to feel these early movements when you're sitting or lying quietly.
How often should I feel movements?
At first the kicks you notice will be few and far between. In fact, you may feel several movements one day and then none the next. Although your baby is moving and kicking regularly, many of his jerks and jolts aren't yet strong enough for you to feel. But later in the second trimester, those reassuring kicks will become stronger and more regular.
If you're tempted to compare notes with other pregnant women, don't worry if your experience differs from that of your friends. Every baby has his own pattern of activity. As long as there's no decrease in your baby's usual activity level, chances are he's doing just fine.
Do I need to keep track of the kicking?
Once you're feeling kicks regularly, pay attention to them and let your practitioner know right away if you notice a decrease in your baby's activity level. Less movement may signal a problem. You'll need a biophysical profile or a nonstress test plus an ultrasound measurement of amniotic fluid to check on your baby.
Once you're in your third trimester, some practitioners will recommend that you spend some time each day counting your baby's kicks. There are lots of different ways to do these "kick counts," so ask for specific instructions.

Here's one common approach: Choose a time of day when your baby tends to be active. (Ideally, you'll want to do the counts at roughly the same time each day.) Sit quietly or lie on your side so you won't get distracted. Time how long it takes for you to feel ten distinct movements – kicks, punches, and whole body movements all count. If you don't feel ten movements in two hours, stop counting and call your midwife or doctor.

Video of Woman In Jail Cell Pulls Drugs Out Of Her Vagina !



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LADY DEFECATE IN BUS STATION


It’s happened to us all. We are out somewhere, sitting in class, out with friends and having a good time, taking a stroll in the park with someone special… When all of a sudden you get that urge. That slightly painful sensation that makes your butt cheeks clench and your thighs slightly weak. That’s right, I’m talking about the urge to poop.
Where do you go? There’s a porta-potty down the street, there’s a fast food joint next store… Would you risk going in the school bathroom?
Believe it or not there are people who are deathly afraid of going poop in any public place. If you are one of them, you are not alone. But you should really get the hell over it. There is nothing worse than being in an social situation and having to poop and not being able to. It ruins your entire time at best – and fully embarrass you at worst.
You don’t have to be scared. Don’t be embarrassed – everybody poops. Everybody. From two girls in one cup to even the Pope having to take poops in the woods sometimes. So next time you are in that public place and feel the need to drop a few friends off at the pool – Remember to breath, squat, and let go of your pain. It’s not that bad – and unless you have no immune system nothing in there is going to hurt you.
To recap: Why I should not be afraid to poop in public places
  1. Everybody Poops
  2. Holding poops too long hurts
  3. Your time won’t be ruined because you didn’t poop
  4. You won’t soil yourself on accident
  5. You won’t die of some random illness you get from a public toilet.


MAN ARRESTED AFTER SLAPPING WOMEN'S BUTTS IN KENT BAR (VIDEO SLAPP)



Kent Police cited and released a man for investigation of assault after he allegedly walked around a bar all night slapping the butts of women as well as yelling and spitting in their faces.
The incident occurred at about 1:12 a.m. March 17 at Bourbon Jacks, 510 Washington Ave. N., according to the police report.
A witness told police the man had slapped the butts of numerous women, including his friend's butt. He also spit in the woman's hair and face. When officers arrived, they found the man walking outside near the nightclub's parking lot.
Officers reported that the man was belligerent, drunk and argued with police. The man had a cut finger from reportedly punching and breaking the plastic dome on a taxi parked outside the bar. Police said they didn't ask the man any questions about the incident because of his level of intoxication and aggressive demeanor.
In fact, officers had to secure the man's feet so he wouldn't kick at officers and medical personnel. Kent Fire Department medics treated the man for his cut finger and paramedics transported him to a hospital for stitches.
A friend of the man said he tried to get the man to go back to their hotel but the man physically resisted his efforts. The man also had pushed away a bar bouncer.
Reckless driving
Officers arrested a man for investigation of reckless driving after he reportedly tried to run down a woman along a sidewalk at about 12:40 a.m. March 16 in the 2700 block of South 258th Street.
Officers responded to a call about a fight among about 20 people outside of a duplex, an apparent dispute between a Hispanic family and a Samoan family, according to the police report.
A witness reported seeing a man get in a silver Mitsubishi and drive fast at people, and hitting a black Honda. A woman walking along a sidewalk was nearly hit before she ran into a nearby yard.
The man also jumped out of his car with a bat, but friends restrained him from going after others and took the bat away from him.
The man told police to give his wallet and cellphone to his wife. He didn't answer any questions from officers about the incident.
Obstruction
Police arrested a man for investigation of obstructing an officer after he allegedly refused several commands from police to sit down during a fight at about 1:42 a.m. March 17 outside of an apartment complex in the 20600 block of 108th Avenue Southeast.
Officers arrived to find about five men fighting and a witness pointed toward one man for causing the problems, according to the police report.
Officers commanded the man to sit down but he kept walking before eventually sitting down. Police noted the man seemed to be very intoxicated as he slurred his speech and smelled of intoxicants as well as had mood swings from hostile to cooperative.
The man told police he ignored the orders to sit because of a warrant he had out of Toppenish for no valid operators license. He said the fight started because one of his roommates tried to defend another individual over some kind of dispute.
Assault
Officers arrested a man for investigation of fourth-degree assault after he reportedly slapped his girlfriend in the face in a vehicle at about 2:06 p.m. March 16 near Kent Des Moines Road and West Meeker Street.
The girlfriend told officers she got in a verbal argument with her boyfriend as she drove him to work and he slapped her face with his hand, according to the police report.
Police observed redness on the right side of the woman's face. The boyfriend told officers he didn't want to say anything to them about the incident.

KARAOKE SINGER GETS DUNKED IN A TANK OF SNAKES




woman sing Redneck Woman while swimming with the snakes. Killer Karaoke features contestants challenged to perform their favorite songs in extreme and outrageous circumstances. Steve-O hosts this hilarious adventure of karaoke gone wild.

Justin Bieber Gets Beat Up In The Boxing Ring

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Justin Bieber Gets Beat Up In The Boxing Ring


Justin proves his would possibly by seizing the globe Heavyweight Champ. we have a tendency to hope he went simple on the young  sensation!
He will sing, play a heavy game of basketball and hold the eye of most any young  woman, however currently Justin Bieber is proving his would possibly within the most serious means he is aware of however  obtaining beat up within the boxing ring! Justin and World Heavyweight Champ David Haye sparred within the ring March fourteen with David tweeting, “Great physical exercise within the Hayemaker Boxing athletic facility justinbieber. You you certain will pack punch!! I’m currently a Belieber! keep Blessed!”

Justin has been proving his athletic art quite bit recently, being topped the most valuable player at the NBA All-Star celeb game on February. twenty and even seizing Shaquille O’Neal on his reality show Shaq Vs. last year.

It is trying like Justin positively features a few choices ought to the music game not work out!

indian boy born with an animal tail !


indian boy born with an animal tail !


  The human tail is front and center this week, thanks to Ke$ha and a 12-year-old boy worshipped as a living God in India. Ke$ha, who previously claimed she had sex with a ghost, told the British publication Heat that she was born with a tail, but that it was removed before she could shake it. "I had a tail when I was born. It was a tiny tail, about a quarter of an inch, then they chopped it off and stole my tail," she told Heat. "That was when I was little. I'm really sad about that story." Ke$ha's alleged tale has been lost to history (and to the hospital waste bin), but a 12-year-old boy in Chandigarh, India, has what looks like a 7-inch tail sticking out of his back.
Arshid Ali Khan is worshipped as the living incarnation of the Hindu monkey god Hanuman, and has faithful followers who refer to him as "Balaji," Nairaland.com reported. Doctors have a different, less spiritual, theory: The appendage is actually meningocele, a rare form of spina bifida that causes the spine to grow abnormally. As a result, Khan is worshipped as the living incarnation of the Hindu monkey god Hanuman, and has faithful followers who refer to him as "Balaji," Nairaland.com reported.

 

A Chinese man has had a new nose grown on his forehead.


The man, who has only been named as Xiaolian, had the treatment to create a replacement for his original nose which was infected and deformed. The procedure was carried out at a hospital in Fuzhou, Fujian province. The 22-year-old damaged his nose in a traffic accident in August 2012 but failed to seek treatment. As a result, an infection corroded the cartilage leaving the surgeons unable to repair it.
They were left with no choice but to grow him a new nose and then to transplant it in place of his damaged one.     
The nose was created by placing a skin tissue expander onto Xiaolian’s forehead. This was cut into the shape of a nose and was supported by cartilage taken from the man’s ribs. Surgeons say that the nose has developed well and that the transplant surgery will be carried out soon.

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