It’s happened to us all. We are out somewhere, sitting in class, out with friends and having a good time, taking a stroll in the park with someone special… When all of a sudden you get that urge. That slightly painful sensation that makes your butt cheeks clench and your thighs slightly weak. That’s right, I’m talking about the urge to poop.
Where do you go? There’s a porta-potty down the street, there’s a fast food joint next store… Would you risk going in the school bathroom?
Believe it or not there are people who are deathly afraid of going poop in any public place. If you are one of them, you are not alone. But you should really get the hell over it. There is nothing worse than being in an social situation and having to poop and not being able to. It ruins your entire time at best – and fully embarrass you at worst.
You don’t have to be scared. Don’t be embarrassed – everybody poops. Everybody. From two girls in one cup to even the Pope having to take poops in the woods sometimes. So next time you are in that public place and feel the need to drop a few friends off at the pool – Remember to breath, squat, and let go of your pain. It’s not that bad – and unless you have no immune system nothing in there is going to hurt you.
To recap: Why I should not be afraid to poop in public places
- Everybody Poops
- Holding poops too long hurts
- Your time won’t be ruined because you didn’t poop
- You won’t soil yourself on accident
- You won’t die of some random illness you get from a public toilet.
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